please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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