you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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