well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
