He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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