you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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