I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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