I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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