Do you still have your period?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
