I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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