He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
