I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize