Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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