Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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