My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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