the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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