if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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