How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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