so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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