Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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