This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
