He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize