can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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