You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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