I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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