I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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