no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
