I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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