Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
