lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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