well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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