Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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