Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize
