you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I am full of burrito and curiosity
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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