I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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