Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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