Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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