Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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