she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
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