I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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