i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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