Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Randomize
