it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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