she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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