so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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