i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
So. Much. Porn.
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