Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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