haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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