I must be too annoying 4 u.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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