We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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