The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
you never un-have a 4some
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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