and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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