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(248): View more from Michigan

I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.

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(647): View more from Ontario

i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.

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(850): View more from Florida

hungover and i feel like a burrito

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like eating one or like you are one?

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like i am one.

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(909): View more from California

We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.

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(212): View more from New York

hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...

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(270): View more from Kentucky

ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?

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