I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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