Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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