Can i not drive my cunt home
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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