yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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